What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

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Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Do women really cheat more than men?

No, not a chance

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Illum autem fuga doloremque est quod delectus id.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

No way

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Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is Fourth Wing so popular? What makes it stand out from other romantasy books? (No spoilers please)

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

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Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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