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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:22

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Do women really cheat more than men?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Illum autem fuga doloremque est quod delectus id.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
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Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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